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1 - The policeman turns his head away when the big shot passes by but nails the motor cyclist who is right behind him.

2 - There is no power outage in Cantonment when the army chief is in town.

3 - There are no busy signals or traffic jams for the VIPs who zoom by me on the other side while I patiently wait.

4 - People are quick to blame but have a hard time accepting their own mistakes.

5 - Standing in line is only for those who don’t have the money to bribe.

6 - Inflation is rising at about 20% per annum, who cares, right?

7 - If you wish to rid yourself of prozac do not read the news papers or watch the news on TV.

8 - There are days now when the begger knocking on my car window probably has more money than I do in my wallet and yet I am the guy who is supposed to take pity on him.

9 - Love is overrated. Especially the type they show in the movies.

10 - Islam teaches us to be accomodating and mindful of each others needs. But the more accommodating you are the more people will press and push and take advantage of you.

11 - No matter how hard you try you can never please a woman/girl/female human being. So do what you can do but don’t worry too much about it.

12 - Don’t hire retards. Sooner or later they will bring you down. Trust me!

13 - There is a reason why people have white hair and it’s not always because they are old or have a disease.

14 - Contrary to popular belief babies are not bundles of joy. They are cute and cuddly bundles of pain that cost lots of money!

15 - Always be emotionally and mentally prepared for murphy’s law to kick in, because it does and it will no matter how well prepared you are.

16 - Have faith in what you build. Keep at it. Break and make it over and over and over and over again. One day what you will build will be so good whether they like it or not they will have to come.

17 - If you ever get the feeling you have been landed a job where you are being paid to have fun, don’t ever leave it!

18 - Don’t make the same mistakes your parents did. Make new ones!

19 - Letting go may involve one or all of the following:

- Anti Depressants

- Suicidal Episodes

- Loss of self esteem

- Weight Loss

- Anxiety, grief and tension

- Inability for rational thought

- A permanent and irrevocable change in personality

but in the end you know it was the right thing to do, or at least that is what you will keep telling youself for the rest of your life.

2o - Don’t lose your employees for the same reasons your boss lost you.